Friday, January 13, 2006

Responsibility

There are various responsibilities that come along with being married. I don't mind most of them, and that includes scrubbing toilets and doing the dishes. But there is one task that I absolutely dread! I cringe when I know the day is approaching. It may not seem like a big deal but I HATE cutting my husband's hair. I understand the reasoning behind not going to a professional. It's not like it is a difficult task. You just take the clippers and shave it up. Sounds simple, right? NO! Brian has a tendency to wait until it gets dark outside (which is where we do the cutting) and then ask if I will do it. It's very hard to see even with the light on. I don't have the steadiest hand to begin with so that adds to the challenge. The one thing that I never contemplated, and the worst case scenario, came to be a few months ago during the cutting process...If you don't feel my pain in this, you have never suffered a bad cut. I had the clippers in hand finishing up the back of Brian's head. It was pretty long so there was quite a bit of hair falling to the ground during the process, which distracted me from the fact that the guard fell off the clippers. It was pretty dark out and a combination of the falling clumps of hair and the shadows from the porch light obstructed my vision enough that I shaved a rather large patch bald...to the scalp bald. As soon as I noticed it (not soon enough) I froze. I stared at the bald spot and tried to figure out how I was going to explain what had happened. Brian, of course, asked me why I had stopped. I didn't know what to say. So I casually mentioned that the guard fell off. He looked around, picked it up and handed it to me very mater-of-factly, not realizing that the damage had been done. I stammered a little and explained that it wasn't that I couldn't find the guard, but rather that I didn't know that it was gone. He frantically started rubbing the back of his head trying to determine the severity of the bald spot, and it didn't take him long to feel it out (it was a big spot!). He was so upset and I could do nothing but apologize. Then I took the route of, "well you know I hate doing it. You shouldn't ask me." I ended up having to shave the entire thing and he told people that he lost a bet.
I post this now because I know the time is rolling in where I am going to have to get the clippers out and I abhor it! I also say this for anyone who is in or ever wants to be in a serious relationship. If there is something that you really don't like to do, or think that at some point in your life you will start to hate it, DON"T EVER DO IT!!! It's dating that gets us in the most trouble. We say things like, "I love this band too" or "I don't mind doing dishes at all. I actually enjoy them" or " I think your farts are so funny!". We try to put that best foot forward and seem like the perfect mate and I guarantee, it will get you into trouble at some point. You'll hear, "But I thought you really liked -insert various words/phrases here-You did when we were dating". And then you're stuck. Honesty is the best policy right from the beginning!!

6 comments:

Barrett said...

haha, i haven't paid for a haircut since 1997. i love that. i know it must be horrible for you. something similar happened to a friend of mine, but the gaurd fell off when she was doing the front, right down the middle. he had a reverse Mohawk. it was great. She ended up shaving his head too, and got a lot of crap from his gf. she only cuts my hair now. we have a good exchange, i change her oil, she cuts my hair. but soon i gotta let my gf get in on things. she needs to learn.

Brian Rhodes said...

I can't say I feel sorry for him if he makes you do this. Make him pay someone. Then he can fuss at them. This was hillarious.

hansen said...

very funny, i cut a lot of hair in college and still do have few regulars...i have had some tragedys like that...

"whatever you get them with is what you keep them with"...that is a quote from a pastor talking about visitors to a church, he was saying that if you have to do a lot of work to get them to come then you will have to keep it up for them to stay and be happy...its the same for dating...thats why im gonna find a girl who likes me for being cheap, irritable, fussy, boring and insensitive...then when i do good things it will be a bonus, not an expectation ;-)

Candice of 'The Beautiful Mess' said...

Oh Kathy...I feel you on this one...accept it's my brother that asks me to cut his hair..I hate saying "no" b/c he does SO much for me....

Anonymous said...

I have only been responsible to trim Chip's hair once. That was enough for him since I got his side burns so high that it looked like we had flashed back to 1983. Funny stuff.

Christy said...

Yeah, wait until Luke gets older. If you think Brian is a pain wait until you have to "hold down" a screaming child while you take clippers to their head. It's becoming second nature but I still dread it. I agree with the dating thing but how many of us would be married without those little lies? You and I would be living together. LOL